Mom told me to pack my bag because I am going on a country vacation for two whole weeks!
On Saturday, I'll be heading to PA to relax and take in the fresh air. I can only imagine it will be like the Baths in England, complete with luxurious massages and constant pampering. A perfect time to formulate my master plan.
Mom said I am first going to visit with Mutti, and then we'll be heading to Ms. Susan's home. I haven't met Ms. Susan yet but she is the mom of Q, my half sister. It will be so much fun to hang out with Q -- I might even tell her about my Urban Mutt Army if she is nice to me.... I might even let her be a lieutenant if she is really nice to me.
Mom also mentioned a vet visit on Monday afternoon.
How odd. I have a great vet here in the city, Dr Kim, and so I am sort of wondering what this new vet will be for; Mom mentioned it would be a Wellness visit.
Wellness is the brand of tasty food I eat, and I wuff the chicken variety and the lamb variety. Mom serves it along with Evo, in a 50/50 blend and that is just perfect.
So, I bet this new vet will be giving me some dinner! Yummm.... dinner. It's my favorite meal of the day, just after breakfast.
Mom also has this silly grin on her face now.
She seems very excited about my plans for the Urban Mutt Army, which is a relief. I, of course, will be a benevolent dictator, but it's always nice to have one's mother on board when you are planning to take over the world.
2.19.2009
2.17.2009
Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo. Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo. Wrrrreeeiii-wwwoo.
I'm in season!
Let the count down begin.
10!
9!
8!
Well you know how it goes...
So today, when I started feeling all funny inside, mom gave Ms. Deb a call and said that I was "in." I'm assuming she meant the "in" crowd, the cool crowd. Because that is just about right.
Having grown up and taken on the Big Apple for the past three and a half years, my plan for total global domination is in full effect. I have a "Veni, Vidi, Vici" life philosophy and I plan on bringing this 'tude to the next phase.
I call it the Be Fruitful-and-Multiply Phase (BFMP): This is the phase where I begin building my Urban Mutt Army (UMA).
And I plan to use this space to document my tactical strategy.
Stay Tuned.
Over and Out.
Let the count down begin.
10!
9!
8!
Well you know how it goes...
So today, when I started feeling all funny inside, mom gave Ms. Deb a call and said that I was "in." I'm assuming she meant the "in" crowd, the cool crowd. Because that is just about right.
Having grown up and taken on the Big Apple for the past three and a half years, my plan for total global domination is in full effect. I have a "Veni, Vidi, Vici" life philosophy and I plan on bringing this 'tude to the next phase.
I call it the Be Fruitful-and-Multiply Phase (BFMP): This is the phase where I begin building my Urban Mutt Army (UMA).
And I plan to use this space to document my tactical strategy.
Stay Tuned.
Over and Out.
