Waiting Game

Now that the deed is done -- TWICE actually -- Mom said we just have to wait. I'm not a 100% sure quite what we are waiting for but I'll go with it.

I really wuffed staying with Ms Susan, Ms Deb and all of my canine family members. I think Harlow just might be my favorite. Ms Deb was nice enough to send me home with some ultra Glam shots. As RuPaul said: You Better Work! Cover Girl!

The Big Day

Today was the day that Ms Deb said that I would be ready.

I have been so excited for this moment! I did my hair and toenails, got all gussied up, and prepared to go on my first date.

His name is Bodi and he lives all the way across the country. He must have flown all night on what is called a "red eye" to get to me!

We piled into the car this afternoon and drove to the vet's office where the Big Meeting would take place. It was time to meet my vHarmony match.

Wouldn't you know it... he didn't even show up! Bodi just sent a little care package that the vet gave to me. Woah! Not quite what I was expecting.

I mean... what is that all about?

What about the romantic walks and flowers? The candy? And the poems? A girl's got to fussed over, you know?

He did send this photo....



A handsome boy - he certainly is! But <sigh...> I bet he's even more dreamy up-close.

I bet we would have had lots of fun romping and playing together.

I bet we would have been the bestest pals.

Maybe -- someday -- he and I will have our clandestine meeting. Until then, I can only hope he thinks of me every now and then.

Q-teness!

My half sister, Q, just had her puppies! So it would appear that instead of being F-A-T, it was just puppies in Q's belly.

The puppies were born yesterday, between 5pm to 11pm, and everyone is getting along nicely.

Aren't they so adorable?
Four girls and two boys are a lot for the new mom to handle, but just look at her - She's a Superstar! I am going to watch what she does so that I know what to do when it's my turn.

Not the Only One

I am waiting for Ms. Deb's arrival tomorrow to point out that I am not the only one with a big belly. Just look at my half sister, Q!

I don't know what she's been eating but it sure looks like she's full of something.

In other news, Ms. Susan has been on strict orders to keep me moving and to reduce both my food and treat intake! So much for pampering massages. This has turned out to be not such a fun vacation after all!

First the vet said I was F-A-T and now I am on a starvation diet..... (Do you think it's working though?? I really can't tell yet.)

I have been really enjoying spending time with Q and Rumor. They are both so cool and are totally on board with the BFMP. Their brother, Hunter, has been mostly MIA, something about it not being nice to teasing him....

I don't think I would do that though since I am a guest. Normally, its about two or three weeks to get settled in enough to tease....

Well tomorrow I'll be going back to the vet for another check up. Something about my hormones and progesterone.

I am also still waiting for Ms Deb to return the vHarmony match up! I must be meeting my new boyfriend soon, right?

Wellness-Schmellness

So it turns out the a Wellness Visit isn't about dinner or even breakfast for that matter.

It's the vet visit when they tell you you're overweight and that you have to REDUCE your dinner AND your breakfast. There is a lot of poking and prodding, tsk-tsking, pinching of sides, etc, and it just isn't very nice for a girl's self esteem! Especially when she is trying to get herself ready to meet her boyfriend for the first time!

But other than that, all has checked out a-ok.

Now, if only vHarmony would finalize the Boyfriend Decision!